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| When I say good morning, it means Im thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko. |
| I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation, I may not be your COKE, only the real thing, or your NIDO, worlds no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I wont let you down. |
| I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. Thats why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers. |
| "Nakakapagod rin palang magmahal. Kahit gaano mo kamahal ang isang tao, darating din ang araw na isusuko mo sya. Pero mas nakakapagod kapag 4 months ang practice at training mo, tapos, 3rd round lang, knockout ka na! - Erik Morales. =)" |
| Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!! - Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal. =) |
| "I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt. But you know, I didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipol! - Manny Pacquiao." |
| Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod na rin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!! - Christmas tree. |