About TxtJive.com
Txtjive is an independent company which provides FREE mobile contents from the internet to your mobile phones. We specialize in mobile technology. Being the trend, we wanted to be the leader in mobile SMS technology.
Is a site that offers a free SMS Contents for your mobile phone. A growing community in sharing jokes, love messages, heavenly words, inspirational messages and many more to every people.
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| "Kadalasan, nakakatakot ang magmahal, dahil nakakatakot masaktan, mahirap umasa, nakakatakot ding mapaglaruan. Pero di ba, mas nakakatakot kapag nalaman mo na kapatid mo pala si mahal? at tatay mo si dagul?" |
| "Kapag iniwan ba kita, hahabulin mo ako? Sasayangin mo ba oras mo para sa akin? Malulungkot ka ba dahil iniwan kita? Sa tingin ko, hindi eh, kasi, noon, iniwan na kita, ang sabi ko, ""Stay!"" Sabi mo lang.. ""Arf! arf!""" |
| "Anak: Mommy, ano po yung sex? Ina: Ah, eh number yun, anak! Anak: Tama! Kasi sabi ni Daddy kay Ninong, ""Sex tayo!"" Tapos, sumagot si Ninong, ""69 ba ulit pare?"" Yuck!" |
| "Wishing you a seductive and horny morning, licked by love and penetrated with heavenly graces. May all your problems be ejaculated before the climax of the day. Have a sexy day!" |
| "Pababayaan mo bang maging friends na lang ang turing mo sa kanya? Kahit na mahal mo sya? Huwag kang duwag! Itinulak mo pa sya sa iba, hindi mo alam, nasaktan sya. Bakit? Nasubsob kaya! Putok ang nguso. Magsorry ka!" |
| Morato and Maceda were driving in LA when an American swerves along the car path. Morato: F*ck you a*shole! American: Suck my d*ck! Maceda: Ay tita! Nakikipag-areglo! |